{"product_id":"how-can-i-tell-you-i-love-you-when-youre-sitting-on-my-face-mike-ponczeks-closet","title":"How Can I Tell You I Love You When You're Sitting on My Face? | Mike Ponczek's Closet","description":"\u003cp\u003eA one-of-a-kind novelty staff tee from the personal collection of SHOWCO sound engineer Mike \"Dr. Funk\" Ponczek.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Golden Lion in Fulham (Fulham High Street) was one of London's most storied live music pubs — a cornerstone of the late 70s and early 80s pub rock and new wave scene. Its legendary Sunday Sessions were a rite of passage for musicians and music lovers alike, drawing a crowd that ranged from up-and-coming acts to bona fide rock royalty. Led Zeppelin were among the artists known to hang out there, making the Golden Lion far more than just a local boozer — it was a genuine gathering place for the British rock world at its most electric.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a staff shirt from one of those Sunday Sessions, and it's an absolute conversation piece. The front reads in bold white lettering: \u003cstrong\u003e\"How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face?\"\u003c\/strong\u003e The sleeve features the Golden Lion Fulham Sunday Session logo with a lion graphic and \u003cstrong\u003eSTAFF\u003c\/strong\u003e in large print. Cheeky, rare, and completely authentic — a wearable artifact from a moment in London music history.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a genuine shirt from Mike's personal archive — verified provenance, one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face?\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e Golden Lion Fulham Sunday Session — STAFF, with lion graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Short sleeve t-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dark heather grey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMeasurements:\u003c\/strong\u003e 18\" x 25\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Used — light fading on front, consistent with age and wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProvenance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mike Ponczek personal collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eProceeds from Mike \"Dr. Funk\" Ponczek's Closet benefit SHOWCO alumni and music industry charities.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SHOWCO ® Archives - Swag Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48467252183234,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0693\/1005\/4594\/files\/GOLDEN_LION_LOVE_SLEEVE.jpg?v=1784567914","url":"https:\/\/shop.showcoarchives.com\/products\/how-can-i-tell-you-i-love-you-when-youre-sitting-on-my-face-mike-ponczeks-closet","provider":"SHOWCO ® Archives - Swag Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}